39 And it came unto Friday to venture out onto his bicycle. He took unto him his ID, and his riding playlist on his iPhone, and put upon his person the appropriate socks and shoes. Having done this, Friday set out to inflate his tires to the proper requirements.
40 After having inflated one tire, there came from the bike a great hissing sound. And lo, The Lord spoke, and said unto Friday, “Looks like it’s time for you to start drinkin’, bro!”